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Rigger
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Posted on Tuesday, February 04, 2014 - 11:15 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Guys - a reminder that contributions to the stories section should not include references to such items as underage sex (including references to one's own activities at that age if now an adult), to activities involving the use of drugs and any other activity considered as illegal such, for example as rape and beastiality.
Some past messages have been edited to remove such content but, following this reminder, please note that any future contributions which are contrary to the above guidelines will be refused and/or deleted. (Moderators)
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AndyBB
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Posted on Saturday, November 20, 2010 - 11:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Not had a really crap shag for ages. Had some shags that have left me unsatisfied but nothing really terrible. Tonight should have been great as guy was good looking, not muscular but toned. Nice size cock and he was only late 20'S very early 30's.

I met him online, he even posted date stamped pics so i could see his profile pics where of him. He had a girlfriend so he had to come to me, which was fine as it costs me nothing. He told me he was going to fuck me hard, the hardest i'd ever had. On my profile it has that i love being fucked hard and fast, and that if it doesn't hurt then it hasn't been good sex. I was looking forward to seeing him.

He could only turn up early tonight, so he got to my door at just after 8pm. He looked lush, really smart and sexy. We talked and necked for a while and then moved to the bedroom. This is where it got crap.

Now his idea of fucking me hard was that he was going to pull nearly all the way out and then thrust all the way in hard and fast. Now i've had this before and it's amazing when a guy knows what he's doing. This guy didn't.

I got a few good thrusts which made me think the sex was going to be mind blowing, but after the first few thrusts every time he went to nearly pull out he was pulling out all the way. The first few times he did it he was like "ooops". And he couldn't quite get back in fast enough so i was having to put him back in myself. I could have forgiven him if it had just happened a few times but it was every time! It's certainly a passion killer if after every thrust i've got to pop him back in again. He was getting frustrated as well and after a while stopped and instead of just fucking me normally he said he was cumming and just wanked all over my back and arse.

What i found the funniest was that he actually said to me that he bet i'd never had harder. I lied and said he was really good, but OMG this guy was useless. To say i'm unsatisfied is an understatement. I thought about going out tonight but he's put me off, so i've just stayed in.
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Biguy1982
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Registered: 09-2009

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Posted on Friday, September 25, 2009 - 02:25 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

iv heard the one but never been, not plucked up the courage yet, reckon one day soon i might. Shower caps a good idea, i must admit i wouldnt be too keen on getting it out my hair and if you dont like the clean up so much on the rest of your body just get the guy to lick it off lol
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andy findlay
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Posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 04:19 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

It's called top2bottom. I really enjoy it, it's clean, big and on Friday and Saturday nights/mornings there's always pleanty of guys to go round. I know its hypocritical, but, I love cumming all over a guy (if he asks), but when the shoes on the other foot, I don't like it as much. Sure when a guy is grunting and spunking on me, it turns me on, but the clean up is not for me. Maybe I should start wearing shower caps!
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Biguy1982
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Posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 04:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

which sauna was it, sounds like a fun place!
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RYAN23
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Posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 02:04 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

NO M8 never washed spunk out of gelled up hair in a sauna! spend to much time in and out of the showers to worry about what my hair looks like ha ha, love 2get as much fuck muck over me as i can, yong or old.
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andy findlay
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Posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 10:32 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Well....it was about 5.30 am, so to take a guy home at that time, on the bus? No! And it was public, and I didn't mind them wanking, in fact, it turned me on, but that doesn't mean to say I wanted him to spunk on me! And if you've ever tried to wash spunk out of longer, spikey hair, with gel already in there! 5 minutes was quick!
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RYAN23
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Posted on Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 08:23 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

FUCK! m8 its a public gay sauna! GET A ROOM if you dont want older blokes spunk on you!!!! how could it take 5'mins to clean up SAD
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obviousquestion
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Posted on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 - 08:36 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Well, didn't you invite him home?
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andy findlay
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Posted on Wednesday, September 23, 2009 - 02:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

This isn't exactly a crap shag, just a rude one. I was in a local sauna in newcastle about 1 year ago. There was a room where porn gets shown and I was kissing a guy on the couch, one thing led to another and the towels were on the floor. We were fully naked kissing and grinding against eachother. He was very hot, blonde, early 20s, nice body, 6 inch cock, really pissed and uninhibited. We were getting quite a crowd, all wanking over the show me and this lad were putting on.

It ended up that 4 guys were watching and wanking as we got down and dirty. He was knelt down in front of me, I was grabbing the back of his head and fucking his face as the porn played in the background. And older guy was shuffling towards us and stood by my face, his impressive cock and huge balls in my face. The older guy wasn't my type so I basically ignored him and continued to face fuck the blonde guy. All of a sudden, without warning, the old guy shot the BIGGEST load right in my face. I was covered in spunk, and bolted back in horror. The old guy just smiled and walked away, rude!

I was covered in cum so told the blonde guy I had to go and clean up. I made my way to the shower area, walking past guys with cum all over my face (how humiliating). It took about 5 minutes for me to get fully clean, and then, made my way back to the blonde guy. But when I arrived, there was loud sexual noises coming from a locked private room and the blonde guy was gone!

After a couple of laps of the sauna I ended up shagging a muscular guy, it was good, but the blonde would have been better. As I was leaving the blonde guy was in the changing room getting dressed,

"Hi, I thought you'd left!" He exclaimed, more sober than he seemed before.

Then he flashed a smile at me and left. So the old guy not only came all over me, without invertation. But, he also cost me a shag with a hot little muscular blonde. Not a good night!

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