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Jonrunner
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Sorry guys. I got these out of order. This should have been no. 2 in sequence :

He soon got addicted to jocks
(he preferred them to sweaty men's socks).
It made his head reel -
He just had to feel
Damp stains left by leaking men's cocks.
;-)
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Continuing the new saga :

Our hero began picking locks
In lockerooms down by the docks ;
He distilled a fine essence
With bouquet and presence,
And called the result 'Dockers' Jocks'.

G'night guys. :-)
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Posted on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 06:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Finale for this sequence :

Ben's stamina put us to shame ;
We had a great time all the same.
He took us in hand
Like a well-trained BoyBand,
And when he yelled, "Cum! " we all came.

Of course I can always start another sequence :

A handsome young athlete of Ongar
Desired to get stronger and stronger ;
At gym he excelled
And each jock he smelled
He noticed his cock getting longer.

Cheers Guys
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Cockrobin
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Posted on Saturday, July 12, 2014 - 08:51 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'll submit a final one hope u like it
From the crypt of the Church of St Giles
Came a scream that echoed for miles,
Said the Vicar,"Good Gracious
Has Brother Ignatius
forgotten the Deacon has piles?"
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Glad you are enjoying, LLyr

Ben took us all back to his place
(his diesels reduced to mere lace);
Gangbanged and spitroast,
he acted as host,
with our cum and a smile on his face.

Have a good weekend !
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Thanks Jonrunner and Cockrobin I enjoyed reading your poems Keep them coming!
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And continuing . . .

By his cock my poor Ben was betrayed -
a mind of its own it displayed ;
defying detention
it sprang to attention . . . .
I endeavoured to come to his aid.

I offered to stand in his stead -
but Ben had a tongue in his head.
"Five for you, five for me !"
he retorted with glee,
"Let's get all these buggers in bed !"
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Can keep going almost indefinitely . . . .

At Confession you simply can't win :
I asked, "What's a cardinal sin ?"
A voice rich and fruity
said, "Well now, my beauty,
I'll show you at once - let me in . . . "

Written for a friend :

A geography teacher called Ben
was the target of lecherous men :
Ambushed in the bushes
in spite of his blushes
his diesels were stripped down by ten . . .

Cheers, guys. J
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And one to finish the day.....

Though with crowds I'm accustomed to mingle
When frisked at an Airport I tingle ;
When he says, "Spread 'em wide! "
I blush like a bride
And my piercings and nipple-rings jingle.....

G'night guys. J
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2014 - 12:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Here's another cracker :-
An accident really uncanny,
befell a knickerless tranny
She sat down in a chair
while her false teeth were there...
(Fill in the last line yourselves?!)
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Hi Rigger and Cockrobin,
Thanks for encouragement ! I said you'd get more . . . Like Old Mother Hubbard. Nursery Rhymes (which often started as satirical lampoons) are rich in possibilities :

Sexy Boy Blue, may I blow your horn ?
Your briefs are stained and somewhat torn.
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep ?
Under my horse cock, being plowed deep.

Back to Plymouth. First, reworking an old favourite :

I met a young guy on The Hoe
whose climax was frightfully slow.
Old men brought him flowers
and fucked him for hours
but he wouldn't cum, so they'd go.

And mint-new for you guys :

In a cottage o'erlooking the Sound
a young Tom a-peeping was found ;
in spite of his pleas
he was thrust to his knees
and gave satisfaction all round.

Have a nice day ! J.
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Cockrobin
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Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2014 - 04:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I'll take up the challenge How about this one?
Old Mother Hubbard,
went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over,
Up jumped Rover
And gave her a 'bone' of his own
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Posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2014 - 10:20 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Jonrunner - thanks for the light relief.
Enjoyed the read and I hope others take up your challenge.
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Anyone want to challenge me to make up a Limerick about their hometown or a special place ? Of course it doesn't have to be a limerick :

HORSE GUARDS PARADE

Humpty Dumpty peeped through the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a close call ;
All the Queen's horses and all the Queen's men
buggered young Humpty again and again.

Cheers
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I've also got quite a few I wrote about Plymouth, my home town. Here's a taster :

In Plymouth I got in a scrape -
Nine bikers I could not escape.
So I stripped down my knickers,
ignoring their snickers,
and cried (VERY quietly), "Help ! Rape !"
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A horny young student of Leith
Serviced scotsmen with kilts underneath.
He loved sucking cock
But got rather a shock
When he found pubic hairs tween his teeth.

When you're visiting Old Marrakech
You must cover up all naked flesh
Though the sway of your hips
May cause licking of lips,
And your undies - quite hidden - be mesh.

Cheers guyz. These 4 written this morning
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Hi guys, my first time on here so be gentle with criticism please. Encourage me and you may get more (the story of my life !). Here goes :

A blushing young sailor called Jack
lay willingly down on his back ;
when I said, "Open wide !"
he allowed me inside.
I'm handsome, a dentist, and black.

My gorgeous young doctor called Sam
always gives me a prostate exam ;
when he probes with his fingers
he lingers and lingers -
he knows what a pussy I am.

Cheers
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Cockrobin
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Thank you Warden I stand corrected :-)
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"I do not agree with what you say
but I will defend to the death your right
to say it"

This quote is commonly misattributed to Voltaire. It came from a line from a book about Voltaire called "The friends of Voltaire" published in 1906
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Appalled,please read these sage words from
18C French philosopher Voltaire:-

"I do not agree with what you say
but I will defend to the death your right
to say it"
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Rigger, you are of course entitled to your opinion and, if you think HIV+ unsafe sex 'a positive (no pun) contribution', so be it. All readers of Gaybod are familiar with Cockrobin's opinions so enough said. On a different level it's a truly awful 'poem' without a true rhyme in verse six!
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The poem by Cockrobin has a distinct moral - play around at your own peril!

Far from belittling Aids it gives a distinct and serious message to those who put themselves at risk and for that reason was seen as a legitimate contribution to the page.
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Cockrobin
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Appalled,you are clearly lacking a sense of humour
It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Lighten up!
The moderators evidently saw the funny side of it
too as it's still on display(!) I notice also that,so far,yours has been the only voice of dissent. Clearly,you are in a minority of one.....
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So glad the moderators think cockrobin's poem sending up AIDS is suitable for a gay site. Thanks guys
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A park on my way home

Entered the toilet

Lights out

Very dark

Two guys

Waiting for me?

Approached the urinal

Two stiff cocks

Thrust into my palms

Hands on my ass

Inside my waistband

Undid my belt

Who could resist?

Jeans to my ankles

Briefs down too

Bent forward

Crouched low

Assumed the position

In the dark

Couldn’t see

Only felt

Dick thrust in me

Hard. Without compassion

Gyrating, swaying, moaning,

A grunt and withdrawal

Silhouettes left the toilet

I stood alone

Fingering my hole

A little sore Very wet

Then to my lips

To taste the spunk within me.
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Cockrobin
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Have you read of the tale of Robin Hood
and how he did the poor folk good?
But there's more to this famous story
of Sherwood Forest's pride and glory.

Each night,when all the robbing was done,
Robin and his men would have some fun.
In fact,it would be fair to say,
The Merry Men were rather gay.

As Little John starts to unwind
Robin takes him from behind
As they frolic on the grass,
Robin rams it up his arse.

One night,when they were all at play,
a gorgeous rider came their way.
She wandered up to Friar Tuck
and said"I'm Marian,wanna fuck?"

The Friar couldn't believe his ears,
she was offering sex to all his queers!
As he recovered from the shock
Robin presented her with his cock.

The three old queers had a bash
as Marian's clothes came off in a flash
And t'was sheer heavenly bliss
as they filled every orifice

When all was done,she gave a whine,
"thank you for a lovely time
but,for your pleasure,you must pay
I've got the pox so have a nice day"

"Now listen here" said Friar Tuck
"We don't really give a fuck"
He laughs on "You stupid cow,
we've all got AIDS so who's fucked now???"
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I like the boys who do
I like the boys that don't
I hate the boy who says he will
but then he says he wont't
But the boys I like the best of all
(and I think you'll say I'm right)
Are the boys who say they never will
But they look as though they might!


(Message edited by modm on January 13, 2013)
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Once a young poof from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They argued all night
About who had the right
To do what, with what, and to whom
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Mornings With You

The sun is not yet up; day is just about to break
I watch (as you sleep)the rise and fall of your chest.
Someday these may seem the best,
These quiet moments, before the world and you awake

You twitch or jump from time to time
And a muscle flexes in your cheek.
Your sweet lips move, as in a mime.
What are your thoughts? And will you speak?

No!

Drinking in your breathing in the silence
I'd see the movement of your eyes;
Half asleep, you're dreaming - sweet or sad?
Perhaps of love, or war, or peace, or violence,
Perhaps of blue Egyptian skies,
Perhaps of me and what we had?

Yes, I can recall when, once-upon-a-loving
Your gentle murmur, purring like a kitten,
Would cast a soothing spell, as soothing as a balm.
Your eyes would open wide and I'd see love rewritten
As whispered words bejewel the morning calm

You'd smile and softly stroke my face,
Twaek a nipple, touch my cock.
Bodies thrilled, hearts beat at a faster pace
With that familiar, unexpected shock.

You stole my heart (though you're no thief)
With the dazzling brightness of your sleepy smile,
In the eternal moment of that little while
We'd kiss before we'd even cleaned our teeth.

You'd hide behind the batheroom door for fun,
(A memory I'll treasure)
Dripping wet, you'd plant a sloppy kiss.
Then join me for a morning run.
Massage my feet; mere pleasure?
No, sheer bliss!

Go well
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the smell of rubber that makes me crave ,
i will be any mans slave ,
I will worship him until he cums ,
I will be his kinky one
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Andy_findlay, how r u doing?, nice poem.....
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Fear (hide)

What can make a mighty man run?
Make him drop his pride and hide?
Too gay? Too strong? Wrong!
Spooked me, call me faggot see....
You aren't too pretty or big
"was it kylie that you once sang?"
Afraid your gonna hang?
Now that's a faggot thing
"Boy, you wanna be scared of me...."
Boo....see?
Hide puffter hide
Flee faggot flee
Run homo run
I've got a gun, a tree and a rope
And it's a long rope......
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A man with venereal fear
Would fuck in his boy friend's left ear.
He said, "I don't mind,
Except that I find
When the telephone rings, I don't hear!"
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A naval cadet out at sea
Complained that it hurt him to pee.
"Aha!" said the mate
"That accounts for the state
Of the cook and the captain and me!"
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A pretty young lad in a tanker,
Was asleep while his ship lay at anchor.
He awoke in dismay
When he heard the mate say,
"Hi! Hoist up the top sheet and spanker!"
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A fanatical fairy named Mark
Would beat a brass drum in the dark
With a full on erection
He could play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach
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A lovely young lad from Connaught
Had a dick that was thin and quite short.
When he got in to bed
One passive friend said,
This isn't a prick, it's a wart!"
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Well buggered, a boy named Delpasse,
By all of the lads in his class
Announced with a yawn,
Now the novelty's gone
All I get is a pain in the arse!"
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With a smirk spoke the king of Siam
"For women I don't give a damn,
But a fat bottomed boy
Is my pride and my joy.
You may call me a bugger. I am!
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An amorous chap named John Doves
Likes to jack off the lads that he loves
He will use his bare fist
If the fellows insist
But he really prefers to use gloves
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Posted on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 - 11:02 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

A muscled mechanic named Whyte
Found himself in a terrible plight
A trucker named Tucker
Had shagged him, the fucker -
The bugger, the bastard, the shyte!
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Posted on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 - 10:34 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When some asked why
He would sigh and reply
"Perhaps it's because I always try to get as many dirty sodding words in the last fucking line as I can!"
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Posted on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 - 10:57 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There was a young Catholic named Harris,
Who pissed in the bishop's new chalice;
But that worth agreed
'twas done out of need,
And not out of Protestant malice.
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Posted on Monday, March 29, 2010 - 03:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There once was a plumber from Leigh
Was plumbing a guy by the sea
Said the guy "Someone's coming!"
Said the plumber still plumbing
"If anyone's coming it's me!"
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Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2010 - 04:13 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There was a young homo from Devon
Whose arse was a sliver of Heaven
He would welcome you in
And not think it a sin
As long as you had at least seven
(inches that is!)
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There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine.
Concave and convex,
It could screw either sex
But, oh, what a bastard to clean!
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin,
Wiping spunk from his chin,
"If my nose was a cunt, I would fuck it!"
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Starter poem.
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Posted on Thursday, March 18, 2010 - 10:39 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There was a young Guy from Kent
Whose tool was twisted and bent so..
to save himself trouble, he pushed it in double,
..and instead of 'coming' he 'went'
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Whose next.
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Posted on Thursday, March 18, 2010 - 10:41 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post View Post/Check IP Print Post    Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only) Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

There was a young Guy from Crewe,
Who when his Mate withdrew,
said I like the Vicar
he's slicker and quicker and
four inches longer than you.

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