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     mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
A man with venereal fear Would fuck in his boy friend's left ear. He said, "I don't mind, Except that I find When the telephone rings, I don't hear!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
A naval cadet out at sea Complained that it hurt him to pee. "Aha!" said the mate "That accounts for the state Of the cook and the captain and me!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
A pretty young lad in a tanker, Was asleep while his ship lay at anchor. He awoke in dismay When he heard the mate say, "Hi! Hoist up the top sheet and spanker!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
A fanatical fairy named Mark Would beat a brass drum in the dark With a full on erection He could play a selection From Johann Sebastian Bach | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
A lovely young lad from Connaught Had a dick that was thin and quite short. When he got in to bed One passive friend said, This isn't a prick, it's a wart!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
Well buggered, a boy named Delpasse, By all of the lads in his class Announced with a yawn, Now the novelty's gone All I get is a pain in the arse!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
With a smirk spoke the king of Siam "For women I don't give a damn, But a fat bottomed boy Is my pride and my joy. You may call me a bugger. I am! | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
An amorous chap named John Doves Likes to jack off the lads that he loves He will use his bare fist If the fellows insist But he really prefers to use gloves | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
A muscled mechanic named Whyte Found himself in a terrible plight A trucker named Tucker Had shagged him, the fucker - The bugger, the bastard, the shyte! | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
There was a young man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan When some asked why He would sigh and reply "Perhaps it's because I always try to get as many dirty sodding words in the last fucking line as I can!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.82 Rating: N/A |
There was a young Catholic named Harris, Who pissed in the bishop's new chalice; But that worth agreed 'twas done out of need, And not out of Protestant malice. | ||
| Roberto Unregistered guest Posted From: 89.242.140.215 Rating: N/A |
There once was a plumber from Leigh Was plumbing a guy by the sea Said the guy "Someone's coming!" Said the plumber still plumbing "If anyone's coming it's me!" | ||
| mikmal3 Unregistered guest Posted From: 90.201.239.90 Rating: N/A |
There was a young homo from Devon Whose arse was a sliver of Heaven He would welcome you in And not think it a sin As long as you had at least seven (inches that is!) | ||
| Roberto Unregistered guest Posted From: 89.240.86.19 Rating: N/A |
There was a young man from Racine Who invented a fucking machine. Concave and convex, It could screw either sex But, oh, what a bastard to clean! | ||
| graykw15 Unregistered guest Posted From: 82.132.248.96 Rating: N/A |
There was a young man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, Wiping spunk from his chin, "If my nose was a cunt, I would fuck it!" | ||
| Starter poem. Unregistered guest Posted From: 86.152.12.193 Rating: N/A |
There was a young Guy from Kent Whose tool was twisted and bent so.. to save himself trouble, he pushed it in double, ..and instead of 'coming' he 'went' | ||
| Whose next. Unregistered guest Posted From: 86.152.12.193 Rating: N/A |
There was a young Guy from Crewe, Who when his Mate withdrew, said I like the Vicar he's slicker and quicker and four inches longer than you. |
